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You Should Have Been a Blowjob

from Exit Bag & Helium Technique by AffluenzA

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You Should Have Been a Blowjob

We’ll be together ‘till the end, it’ll be a murder suicide.
‘Cos I’ve got a bad temper and a baseball bat, and I’m taking down names.

These are my demands; stay tuned for a live execution.
Here’s a murder show, live on TV. I’m paying back my debt to society.

Dragged out to the wolves. This is my, big fuck you.
I’m doing my bit for humanity, one prick at a time.

So tell your producer, “Run and get two knives”, we’ll settle this live men.
Everyone knows that your lie detectors rigged, and what the hell are your credentials anyway?

Dragged out to the wolves. This is my, big fuck you.
I’m doing my bit for humanity, one prick at a time.

When you say there’s no I in team, we’ll I can assure you there’s a “U” in cunt!
Millions die in the palm of my hand, and any one of them would be better than you.

You should have been a blowjob, at best a miscarriage.
A prime candidate for late term abortion.
I’m guessing your daddy should come on the tits.

We’ll id never play another man’s game. Tables rigged, the cards stacked in your favor.
DNA’s an ugly word to the wretched, ‘cos after all they never asked to be born.

You should have been a blow job, at best a miscarriage.
A home visit from doctor Kevorkian. Lethal injection is just what you need.

This is not the fucking Ark. It’s the god damn Titanic.
And the waters are rising up fast, and there ain’t a fucking life raft in sight.

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from Exit Bag & Helium Technique, released October 31, 2015
Recorded by Andy Turner & Affluenza
Mixed & Mastered by Johnny Carter @ The Moot Group

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affluenza London, UK

AFFLUENZA are a five-piece modern Technical Metal Band with a Heavy Stoner edge, hailing from South East London.
Made from seasoned musical stock, all members have previously been in well established, recording and touring bands. Their music is hard to pin into just one category - technical groove mastery - thrashy mid sections and proggy stoner bits might just give you an idea. ... more

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